For Your Eyes Only!
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Lorax’s Department of Espionage and Intelligence added two new secret agents to the team during the week of August 3, 2015. Agent Katie Stanford (aka Red Hawk) and Agent Hailee Griesmar (aka Snake Eyes) have integrated seamlessly into the extensive Lorax spy network. Impressively, within their first week, they cracked the code to the Enigma and thwarted Goldfinger’s most evil plans. We expect that they will be critical players in our upcoming missions.
Secret Agent Training took place at the International Spy Museum at precisely 1000 hours on Friday, August 7, 2015. See photo below as proof. After meeting with our highly skilled agents last week, the International Spy Museum has already given Lorax their mission: to protect top secret information from getting into the wrong hands. Intel leaking about their potential relocation and LEED certification to expand and escalate their spy training operations could cause global catastrophe.
In order to accommodate our new secret agents and the growing number of upcoming missions, Lorax has moved the Uncle (our headquarters) to a larger space. Based on your clearance level, you are authorized to know our otherwise undisclosed location. The exact coordinates of Lorax Partnerships’ new office is 39.275907, -76.612492 also known as 1200 Light Street, Baltimore, MD 21230. All dead drops can be made at this location.
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