Along with being a founding partner and manager of Lorax Partnerships, Neal also entertains us weekly with what we call “Neal’s Ponderings”.
- Last night I was looking up at the stars and wondering where was my roof.
- Everywhere is within walking distance, if you have the time.
- I want to give special thanks to sidewalks, for keeping me off the streets.
- What’s green and fuzzy and would kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.
- How does a train eat? It “Choo-Choos”
- There are a lot of sponges in the sea, but without them would it be deeper?
- If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
- If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out of its nose?
- I never have understood why at a wedding the bride never marries the best man.
- Try to imagine a world without hypotheticals.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice…?
- Is it really necessary to make an appointment to see a psychic?
- Do you suppose cannibals might not eat clowns because they taste funny?
- If a synchronized swimmer on a really good team drowns, do they all perish?
- I’m having a difficult time coming up with a single detrimental effect of paper over rock.
- I couldn’t remember how to use a boomerang, but then it hit me.
- I focused while trying to figure out why the frisbee was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
- I would have to guess that the most important invention after the telephone, would have been the second telephone.
- I’m considering taking a job hanging mirrors. Not sure why, I can just see my self doing that.
- If you are feeling cold, try standing in a corner. It’s usually 90° there.
- The farmer counted 297 cows in the pasture, but after he rounded them up he had 300.
- If your first inclination is to procrastinate, can you really be called a procrastinator?
- I’m good friends with most of the letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.
- How many snowballs does it take to defeat your opponent at SnowCraft? The answer is 3! See for yourself here.
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